Columnist, Author, Screenwriter, Funster. New e-book out now, paperback coming soon!
NYC taxi cab driver pin-up calendar is rad.
Walmart says "Live better" in Sunday's insert in @WashingtonPost.
He giggled when I rubbed his suede shirt and said “That tickles.” #MichaelJackson @PatrickMcmullan
Happy 80th birthday to the Mother of Feminism @GloriaSteinem!
I like Jared Leto's "Hot Jesus" look at last night's gallery opening. #Oscarweek
Happy Valentine's Day!
Porn for dummies.
Sunday is for "Fundies." The underwear built for two.
My swanky "doggie bag" from The Beverly Hills Hotel.
MAC lipstick in "Relentlessly Red." Is it just me or do my lips look like a vajajay?
My Halloween lawn decor
My sexy cupcakes for the "Bad Girls Of Literature" party.
A cool look for guys!
@nypost gets two dick jokes on one cover. Thank you.
Coming Soon! My new book.
THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2
Four more years dawg!
British GQ's cover with Mad Men's John Slattery in a tux is DILF porn for women. @GQRecommends #MadMen
Invite tonight! My brother's art show. 6-9. 154 Stanton St. NYC.
Witty art! Fun opening!
Wrote piece on sex & exercise for @crosssfitjournal. First one to comment said "This is disgusting."
Valentine's Day gifts for people who like gettin' it on with Vampires.
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