Eating pie in a hottub... because this is goddamn America

I didn't realize these were obstructed view seats...

It speaks volumes about Coyotes fanship that a #BeatLA chant confounded the arena after 20 seconds

How many words can you make using the letters in AVENGERS ASSEMBLE?

Not as much fun as earlier...

$1 drafts and boobies. Can someone pick up my kids at school?

I can't have BOOBLVR, but this is okay? #ohthereare2ns #mymistake

New license plates! Need to get a green car now

@drbaischir Look who came to my job one day back in 2003. (I was named after this guy: http://bit.ly/Jm4bB5)

@drbaischir Look who came to my job one day back in 2003. (Actually, I was named after this guy: http://bit.ly/Jm4bB5)

"What? That's... that's Paul Bearer! Paul Bearer is back. And OH MY GOD, IT'S KANE! KANE IS BACK!" #bestrawever

"Well, the Rock says it's not 5-on-1, it's 5-on...2" #bestrawever #goosebumps

Rock gets Kevin Kelly excited about losing his virginity... then reveals a new shirt #bestrawever

Before we hear from The Rock, let's learn a little more about an emerging superstar... TAZZ. #bestrawever

In just a moment, we will HEAR FROM THE ROCK! #bestrawever #excellentworkkevinkelly

No joke here: I used to work with this guy in the "Break Stuff" video when I was in radio. #bestrawever

Bradshaw and Farooq drinking beer straight from the tap in the middle of the match. #bestrawever

Mae Young is being vulgar. Takes off shirt chanting "My puppies!" #bestrawever I guess not the hand episode.

Mae Young is being vulgar and takes off her shirt chanting "My puppies!" #bestrawever Maybe not the hand episode after all.