...is a hot mess. Books include 50 Shames of Earl Grey (Da Capo), Literary Rogues (Harper). Writes for Mental Floss, Maxim, RT Book Reviews, Suicide Girls.
.@AFineFrenzy FYI. You misspelled "penis" on your album cover.
This graphic was in an email from Starbucks. I think they're trying to come on to me.
It's almost Thanksgiving, which reminds me I created this abominable e-card last year...
"What is best in life? To crush your enemies and hear the lamentations of their tweets." - @ThePinakes
@RachelFersh @thepinakes It sounds better with man boobs.
@JeffreyWest Actually, I did… ;)
Star of "Finding Bigfoot" is suspiciously large, hairy. Maybe it will be a twist ending, like he was bigfoot all along?
This is the only "bigfoot" TV show I would ever watch. It would have to be on Showtime or HBO obviously.
FACT: Abraham Lincoln never once smiled in his lifetime. (My source for this is Spielberg's LINCOLN trailer.)
"Stop looking at cats online, and go vote." via @BarackObama
Do your civic duty.
This says all the things.
@erinscafe Your gravestone is ready.
Snoop Dogg is shilling for Hot Pockets. There's an anti-drug message here somewhere.
@tiffanyreisz The tattoo is mine. Here it is.
Nietzsche's mustache is AMAZING on the Brazilian cover for "Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love."
And now: Charlie Brown in gimp costume on a leash, from the series Drawn Together.
@BuzzFeedAndrew Obama's October surprise is more shocking than I expected...
Obama's new campaign poster is a shocker.
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