andrea seigel

@andreaseigel

author. screenwriter. melancholic.

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I would legally change my first name to Huge.

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GREAT NEWS: you can now buy cocaine-infused coffee at Ralph's!!

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Mmmm, I would've gone with Douche on the top, Bag on the bottom, and then DCHEBAG on the plate.

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RT Ladies, there's no such thing as a "classy" tattoo. // Puhhhhhhhlease. (this is my hip.)

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here I am giving vaginal birth to my dogter.

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Is this how you know when they're in heat??

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This little guy came straight from the gay bar to the dog park.

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In honor of Black History Month, I will proudly tell my children I participated in the Chocolate Underground.

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My dog fell asleep sitting up with her eyes open. What should I draw on her forehead?

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In one fell swoop, Gucci Mane has put all my tattoos to shame.

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Ran into Professor Denim in the ER. He told me now that it's 2011, we're allowed to match our washes!

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Happy holidays everyone. Mom put me in a suit for the card.

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This is my new workout. (You have to do it while huffing fumes, or you won't see results.)

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This is Christmas's third squirrel lobotomy.

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Really admire Bob Saget for taking feral children under his eagle wings.

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Not only did the kids endure the "ginger" jokes, but more than that they endured the horror of NEVER BEING ALONE.

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Made this for Brent when I was courting him. And I realized I forgot an L and fixed it, okay???

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Joining me, as a "guy too into his dog."

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For Halloween, going as someone way too into her dog.

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