Opportunist. Enabler. Third wheel.
@MaxJue @kennyjamez @AlexInvisible Why did God let this happen?
I'm hensitting tonight. They wandered near after I told them I'm a vegetarian.
Penguins! (@ Monterey Bay Aquarium)
@WonDerwaLL82 this is how I Alpha 2.
I'm thinking about getting a cat ... my mind's made up if they really do this.
Okay, bitch - let's dance. #assemblyrequired
Someone who drinks Powerade left these on my patio this morning.
It's not entirely false advertisement, but I still feel misled.
@NikkiKaltenberg Happy Thursday.
Ebby got a haircut. She personally requested the bow.
@NikkiKaltenberg @bk2ftr @JayAreBeIsMe I found Tim Tebow on the 101S! Operation Plan B(litz) is underway.
Susie likes to leave photos of puppies on my computer. #wtfma
Yesterday was a workday on our bitty family farm - the chicken coop is coming together. I wish @sunsavor was here.
These are the women who sign my paychecks.
Is that a banana protector in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? #guardyourbanana
@goots87 If this isn't me and you in 24 hours, I want my money back. #flyingvsunite
is totes sledding with @NikkiKaltenberg.
At work, I often watch Schoolhouse Rock videos for a quick grammar refresher. Today I'm brushing up on adverbs. #EditorsNotes
May I honk if I think you cannot distinguish the contracted form of "we are" from the plural form of "was"?
Anthropologie finally validates my single status. My condolences to @NikkiKaltenberg.
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