I'm a whirling tornado of gold plated pave stones
I visit this world with good intentions
but a healthy amount of advocacy for the Devil
I'm alone often
#ScarletWitch has always been my favorite, and I've been such a good girl! Can I haz for #Chanuka?
"@TIME: How do you define "slut?" | http://t.co/G2f6uKUZ Like THIS
Totes how the new baby is going to be trained! I'm sick and tired of being outnumbered by#catlovers
Too bad starving children won't just get off their shrunken asses and get a job. #capitalism
Terrorism is hella serious shit.
The reason suicide rates soar during the holidays, I'm convinced. #CharlieBrownChristmas
It's #WorldAIDSDay sending love to those living W/HIV/AIDS and imploring everyone to #GetTested
Bone HeadLess Haunting #Boneheadtattoos
Bat shaped club sandwiches for my Bug! I have the greatest kid in the world!
Keep your #Boehner outta my face, and away from my uterus! #Weiner has my heart! #fuckyeahWeiner
This one is a classic. Earth has a #BadCaseOfTheHumans like I've got a #BadCaseOfLiving
I make shit. This bird is named Eduardo. #creaturesandmonsters
As we saw in Egypt, the revolution WILL in fact be televised. Why not look pretty for the camera?
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