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St Mary's Hospital. After wondering about the perfect gift for the royal baby, the UK press decided on 48 stepladders.
What all those Catholic priests did :-(
Beautiful clear skies over London! Lovely start to the week
Having gone through all the common names, Coke seem to have widened the net somewhat.
24 hours into a fortnight away, the traditional volley of messages from O2.
Of course he didn't team up with Lauryn Hill until much later on
Hi Apple Maps, I'm heading into Soho. Just wondered if you could point me to 25 Noel Street?
Does anyone else think my birthday cake looks a little suggestive?
A phonebox on London's Euston Road. Presumably fires are EXTREMELY rare here.
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How's business, guys?
Fancy a game @SallyBercow?
I don't know your thoughts on the presidential results, but this is a real eye-opener.
Running low on graphics, Jeremy?
@MooseAllain I've ended up with this.
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