@JonasSamuelle you fucking win

IN THE HOUSE!! fellow letter-reader melissa auf der maur @_xMadMx_ & little river!! @BenFolds en route!! PARTY IN LA

me & bono drinking guinness.

i drew my #TED2013 talk in sharpie. it is eight feet long. i am taking this as a sign.

was just brought yet more crowdsourced TEDprops from @Fallen_Woman. i'm drowning in options! (she's also beautiful).

I FOUND STEVE! HE FIX UKE! RT @TheSunQueen May want to try Steve Morrill. Does great work. http://t.co/sJnDltem

@everydaysexism ...this. the cover for Guitar World magazine's 2013 Review Guide. ouch.

i would be so happy if neil re-created my famous "map skirt" photo while down there ...

boxing day. treatment #17 of 36.

also, weird sexy shit is happening in the church library. i know because i was there.

balcony view of the @armyoftoys playing at the boston benefit for @torrentengine18.

august 1988 - amanda and alyson palmer at the grand canyon. photo by mum.

55 milliliters per hour.

swapping in grapefruit juice for wine and onward with the holiday-card-personalizing-and-signing-marathon...

oooogghh @popecinema just pointed out that i have sharpie-nose from kissing these cards. classssssay #EpicCardMarathon

i just added some mood lighting to my signing station. so much better. also, wine.

150 down, 300+ cards to go. i wish i could photo some of the crazier/amazingest one but i cant because surprises.

"smile (pictures or it didnt happen)" by cheollustración jpares. breasts may have been rendered larger than they exist.

"smile (pictures or it didnt happen)" by cheollustración jpares. breasts may have been rendered larger than they exist.