I look forward to utilizing social media outlets such as Twitter in order to express myself in a more succinct and to-the-point manner furthermore I believe tha
My arm & the stage barricade. Holy crap. @ladygaga
Fuck yeah @ladygaga!
In the OT lobby with Mr. Going To Be Two Years Old Tomorrow.
Dear mosquitoes, it's October. Plz stop biting my highly-allergic baby ON THE FACE. He'll look like Quasimodo tomorrow, you assholes.
View fro the OVO preview in DC. Or at least the port-o-potty line.
Almost one week after @herbadmother tackled me.
Me and @looneytunes, in a rickshaw. Or maybe the poster for some romcom about two girls finding themselves in Europe after BOYFRIEND PAIN
Pouring down rain at the beach today. Nothing to do but eat the shit out of some crabs.
Steel Magnolias requires waterproof mascara. Plan ahead next time, jackass.
Conan O'Brien Fuck Yeah
Re-redheaded! (and it feels so good)
Jason continues to relive childhood via Noah. I predict all of these toys will be lost or stuck in someone's throat in 29 min.
Somebody isn't sleeping tonight. Maybe two somebodies.
Baby's first BBQ spare rib.
Checked in just in time for a free glass of wine in the lobby.
Yep. It is cold.
Jamaican Scotch Bonnet Pepper Sauce. Use it on everything. ItisSOGOODomg.
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