You know... the Eat It guy.
We’re All Bozos in this Trattoria: Having dinner with Firesign Theatre’s Phil Proctor
Got this from @kwmurphy - not sure if the green is supposed to indicate Grinchiness or my support for Iran.
Hmmm… They don’t accept cash OR credit cards. What’s the deal here??
Had a problem with the compact car - now driving a one-door sedan.
Good news! I was able to upgrade from a burned-out compact to a SEMI-burned-out compact.
Unfortunately, the only thing Hertz had left was a burned-out compact.
For some reason, everyone in this supermarket has a really negative attitude.
I try to live my life with no egrets.
You should’ve seen what they WANTED to name the bridge.
It’s a beautiful day. I think I’ll Photoshop my wife’s goosebumps.
Time for a new look. I've decided to straighten my hair and grow out my eyebrows.
Uh oh – what happens when the real Beverly Hills and the anti-matter Beverly Hills make contact?
Black & Nerdy
We almost named our daughter Penny because she used to look like Abe Lincoln.
It always takes a few days for me to get around to dismantling my giant jack-o-lantern made out of canned pumpkins.
I've gotta get one of these for the back yard.
Got plastered last night.
My wife and I do everything together.
Met Buzz Aldrin last night. He’s still holding to his crazy “I walked on the moon” story.
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