You know... the Eat It guy.
You tell me to have a nice day, then you flip me off? Who do you think you are?? Oh.
"Hey, this'll just wash off, right? Right?"
You spelled "weird" wrong, but thanks, CNN!
Hanging out with one of my childhood musical heroes. I’ll RT the first person who can identify him:
Nice rock 'n' roll refrigerator backstage!
Just checking - you do know what "permanent" means, right?
Found on the wall in a Cracker Barrel restaurant. Looks vaguely familiar...
It's not really a proper merry-go-round unless there's a dung beetle on it.
I don't CARE.
All I can think is, how has this movie NOT BEEN MADE BEFORE NOW.
The great and powerful @amandapalmer just recorded some amazing vocal tracks for my new album!
GQ magazine captures a candid moment of me hanging out with @thelonelyisland in their new comedy issue:
Thrilled to be in the GQ Comedy Issue with my pals @thelonelyisland!
I see what I did there.
Back in the studio this month recording 3 new songs for my next album!
Got my choices narrowed down for a new phone cover but... so hard to decide!
I’m starting to suspect that my new bus driver is the “old looper” version of @ericstonestreet. #CloseTheLoopEric
My friend @paulscheer and I both decided to get new haircuts.
So excited - I'm one of the first people to try out the new Google glasses!
LESSON LEARNED: Never park your rental car under an avocado tree.
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