You know... the Eat It guy.
Electronic billboard on Tulsa highway:
That’s right, I don’t play by your rules! #DayAfterLaborDay #Rebel
Here's a pic of me from @matthoylephoto's great new book "Comic Genius: Portraits of Funny People" (out 10/15):
My favorite performance at the VMAs last night:
I can just see this ad exec getting all Don Draper: “We’re not selling chocolate powder, we’re selling MEMORIES!”
Dear @thomaslennon: my posse and I demand that you have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY. And we MEAN IT.
Sad to see we live in a society that’s still so segregated.
Argggh! The cognitive dissonance!
Just purchased my first Warhol. Hope it was a good investment.
We don't normally have an opening act - hope the Bird Show doesn't blow us off the stage.
Congrats to my identical twin @aaronpaul_8 on his Emmy nod!
Next special issue: "Why are THEY still hanging around?"
From the people who brought you Soylent Green...
Finally, a store that goes both ways.
Sorry, I'm not allowed to have any variety on stage tonight.
This guy tried to sell me an invisible horse last night. Told him I already had one.
I'm loving this new Fred Armisen character.
Man. Siri's getting downright surly.
You tell me to have a nice day, then you flip me off? Who do you think you are?? Oh.
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