Swimsuit model, ordained minister, breeder. Able to fold a fitted sheet. Has webbed toes. Eats sarcasm for breakfast. @SmutBookClub peddler.
Angry Birds will forever be associated with @enderfp for me
The wiener has hair
It's a gaggle of lovely ladies: me, @MommyNamedApril and @barefootfoodie
My kids and the @barefootfoodie kids get along well while sitting on a strange man's lap.
My new girlfriend, @barefoootfoodie's Gigi
Convinced my almost-5-year-old to sleep in her cousin's crib.
Me and @barefootfoodie after a day at SeaWorld and still hot mamas.
90s on 9 on Sirius is KILLING it tonight
Sparkly shoes for @MommyWantsVodka
It may not look it, but that's Mama's margarita.
My 6yo reading to the little kids. #smartkidsFTW
Finally rode Expedition Everest for the first time. Holy. Crap. Best roller coaster at Disney.
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