Angie

@alotofnothing

Swimsuit model, ordained minister, breeder. Able to fold a fitted sheet. Has webbed toes. Eats sarcasm for breakfast. @SmutBookClub peddler.

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Angry Birds will forever be associated with for me

The wiener has hair

It's a gaggle of lovely ladies: me, and

My kids and the kids get along well while sitting on a strange man's lap.

My new girlfriend, 's Gigi

Convinced my almost-5-year-old to sleep in her cousin's crib.

Me and after a day at SeaWorld and still hot mamas.

90s on 9 on Sirius is KILLING it tonight

Sparkly shoes for

See? Doughnuts.

It may not look it, but that's Mama's margarita.

My 6yo reading to the little kids. #smartkidsFTW

Finally rode Expedition Everest for the first time. Holy. Crap. Best roller coaster at Disney.