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Gay horses! #circus #zebras

OK, people. Seriously. My husband just showed me this. THIS IS WHY I'M FAT. #skinnyhusband

Beef Jerky: it's how we do for FSU

This weather is bullshit. I want 55* not 75*. cc

Auto-correct is a funny bastard

That's a hot piece of man right there >>>>

Me and my BFF at #istilldo

Dre working out her stripper moves on for #istilldo

Post lap dance with and #istilldo

Oh yeah, and a pic #istilldo #nakedsushi

Walking up to fill my mouth with fish from off of a naked Geisha's cookie #istilldo #nakedsushi

Me and at #istilldo HOWCUTEAREWE?

I leave my children with their father for 3 nights & he gets them Justin Bieber books

Locked out of our hotel room. I NEED SLEEEEEP.

Limo limo for #istilldo

A mish mash of awesome at #istilldo of and

that's it! I took this pic of the GC yesterday

Onion rings the size of ' face

Margarita numero uno at #istilldo

Grand Canyon never gets old