Swimsuit model, ordained minister, breeder. Able to fold a fitted sheet. Has webbed toes. Eats sarcasm for breakfast. @SmutBookClub peddler.
5 years to the day @2princessmama was rolled out of the hospital after a heart-related coma. Today, she's running a 5K.
It's Team MouseGenius.com at Expedition Everest Challenge! @2princessmama @hockeymandad
Utter disbelief while watching "Friday" for the first time @missbritt @2princessmama
How dare @missbritt doubt my vodka drinking abilities. Pre-flight beverages RULE. #1stklasswhores
The food on the last flight was above par. Plus we got warm choc chip cookies & milk. #1stklasswhores @missbritt
From Carter's, @robinplemmons needs this shirt
My baby view
We are learning about breastfeeding on the hospital TV. Apparently, boobs now shoot electricity into the baby's mouth.
Perk of being in a hospital: JELLO
I mean, SERIOUSLY. Show me something cuter. YOU CAN'T.
@Rosie you could come down and meet me at disney world. driving there now.
Trailer 69. @missbritt
Campfire hot dogs with the @missbritt family
What is that lock with the circle arrow around it at the top of my iPhone screen? It just appeared this week.
Holy beautiful day at the coast for the shuttle launch.
SOMEone might have been a Fan Boy for @Guster
The most Euro family I've ever seen just sat in front of me. The baby even cries in European.
"life-size" Justin Bieber cutout at 70"? not likely.
I swear the @sweetleaftea people need to hire me as their number one fan/online promoter
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