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HALP! I'm trapped in Target with noseless dolls!

Rocker Chick

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She made it to 11:45pm

My kid's wall-art. Well, door-art.

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Blue-eyed baby


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3yo bday party at chuck e cheese

Just for Kelley

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Hangin at the #UCF football game

Claire in a box

Commence jealousy for my pumpkin cupcake.

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this pic beats out all of your fancy NYC pics

Claire fell asleep under the table.

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