Swimsuit model, ordained minister, breeder. Able to fold a fitted sheet. Has webbed toes. Eats sarcasm for breakfast. @SmutBookClub peddler.
Looks like ideal weather for a splash park birthday party.
Making a getaway. Don't let their innocent smiles fool you.
I received a +K in Opening Boxes from Sharpie! It's only slightly better than @BusyDadBlog's +K in White People.
Where in the world?
@jaredleto I could lie and say I'm looking at my boobs, but instead
Ride with Zapata @allisonzapata
Free limo to the airport? Don't mind if I do, thanks to @cloudflare. #blogher11
Holy @AmazingGreis swag, Batman! #blogher11
Cheering on @daisyJD as a #knorr4! She will WIN. #blogher11
I fell asleep with @Nanette on a #tempurpedic at #blogher11 (Please disregard my butt.)
I met the #brawnyman! @brawny_towels
This is what @HeatherBarmore looks like when she reads @LifesCrazyJoke's pads vs. waterparks post.
Seriously geeking out at Hot Wheels #walltracks with @BackpackingDad #blogher11
Ready for the #CleverRockStar party! Awww yeah... #BlogHer11
The highly random mix of me, @kimt205, @TwentyFour, @ellemmes, & @Neilochka having beers on the bay. #BlogHer11
Thank GOT this flight has DirecTV because I'm sitting next to a man with a blankie.
#NKOTBSB2M? Oh hell yes, it's BOYS II MEN!
I'll be loving @AmazingGreis forrrevveerrrr... *sung in falsetto* #NKOTBSB
I swear the teacher from Glee is down there singing. #NKOTBSB
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