Purveyor of nonsense and crappery.
I never in a million years thought I'd have to gingerly comb out an infant's self inflicted dreadlock.
My baby has a sweet-ass rat tail.
The "I'm 14 and Grew This Sweet 'Stache, and I'm Quite Pleased With Myself" moustache.
I'd make a good cop, wouldn't I?
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
One month old! And she already knows how to imitate a piece of bacon.
important to remember.
Declaring my everlasting love for @GooseHonk and @MeanMrMuscovy for sending me this sweet onesie.
A study in extreme tininess. Also, guess which one has a signature on her butt?
Most of FB's ads directed towards me are about pregnancy. This one seems a little too late for me...
I didn't know that Rob Zombie was a mom in need of a scholarship!
If you must know, yes, I did just pee a little bit thinking about this.
If Gary Busey and a shark had a love child...
Behold, a true NC toothless hillbilly.
Getting mail under this fake name will seriously never get old to me.
Only the finest bacon apparel for my baby.
Look at my new little sea monkey! 8 weeks and 3 days along!
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