Allison Wilson

@allisonthemeep

Purveyor of nonsense and crappery.

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I never in a million years thought I'd have to gingerly comb out an infant's self inflicted dreadlock.

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My baby has a sweet-ass rat tail.

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The "I'm 14 and Grew This Sweet 'Stache, and I'm Quite Pleased With Myself" moustache.

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Fu Manchu

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I'd make a good cop, wouldn't I?

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I kissed a girl and I liked it.

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One month old! And she already knows how to imitate a piece of bacon.

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important to remember.

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Declaring my everlasting love for and for sending me this sweet onesie.

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A study in extreme tininess. Also, guess which one has a signature on her butt?

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Audrey!

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Most of FB's ads directed towards me are about pregnancy. This one seems a little too late for me...

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I didn't know that Rob Zombie was a mom in need of a scholarship!

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If you must know, yes, I did just pee a little bit thinking about this.

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If Gary Busey and a shark had a love child...

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Behold, a true NC toothless hillbilly.

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Getting mail under this fake name will seriously never get old to me.

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Only the finest bacon apparel for my baby.

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Look at my new little sea monkey! 8 weeks and 3 days along!

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