Purveyor of nonsense and crappery.
Oh, what the hell. I made an alternate business card for Steve Miller, in case the first one is insufficient.
Instead of watching tv, I made a business card for Steve Miller. In case he needed one.
See that number in the top right? That's how many times Audrey has made me listen to this song, jesustakethewheel.
Saturday with my lady.
She invented the internet.
Good morning! Audrey tweets!
Ahh, the start of Fall. When these creepers have orgies on my front door all day long.
SHE SLEEPS! It is a neversleeping miracle!
Shortly before getting jabbed with diseased-filled needles. Poor lady.
Home brewed kombucha! (Or jars of my own pee. I'm Howard Hughes!!)
Of course this is natural.
Behold, the most serious ladybug in the entire world.
Harry Potter was out this evening!
Poor Audrey. Her's sick.
Am I a horrible mom for seeing a similarity here?
Ah, The South. Where it is acceptable to place babies in laundry baskets.
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