this is what an ewok in a thundershirt looks like

Braving the cold and heartburn for some @ChirbaChirba goodness

birds attack the window above my bed this time daily. the x-rays i put up as decoration are probably a factor in this.

happy new year! ringing in the new year fabulously. fun fact: no one else is wearing a gown. so much for formalwear!

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somebody check this for errors before i order 500

"you don't understand! I missed drinking so much!" -Betsy Shane

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cheese fries and gin and tonics, mmmm #fatkid

lost nose ring solution:

@mondoUNC glitter. or marshmallows

pbr and cheesecake make quite the interesting pairing. #fatkid #fed

success! five enchiladas eaten. @currincy eric ellis only ate four.

fifteen years.

going outside.

coal for christmas!

the pastry fairy left me a cream cheese danish today

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL BIRTHDAY AT WORK!!!! @ohthatgary

my brain feels like this