Married to the wonderful @stellarkelly. Being the best version of himself that is out there. Accept no imitators!

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The "Friend" feed should only show fitocracy friends, not randoms from groups, guyss

I like my new Facebook profile header. #DOOM

Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston's Win95 video guide ( ), I somehow just discovered you.

Where's the IT neckbeard?

Whoa, since when does Burger King offer "pairings" suggestions for sodas? Pretty weird.


I want this tie.

Awesome example of facebook picture-tagging spam right here:

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Disabling the proxy was a very weak attempt at keeping me from getting online on this computer.

These options are a bit steep for WEEKLY incomes. Do you expect Mo-Bros to be rich?? #hookItUp



I think doesn't know what attitude means. Ironic, Jesse Laplaca.

Holding Ben. ^_^

The Birth Certificate:


12x 4oz of beer!