Had to put on a bra for the nice @pretzelcrisps lady who brought us snacks and wanted to take my photo. Hee.

Creeping on 32 weeks. Horizontal stripes, bitchez.

Daycare sleepover/anniversary/birthday date night spectacular! (Nearly 30 weeks.)

It's our first anniversary. I got him a nice card. He stuck this to the bathroom mirror. True love.

Birthday party in a dress Simon hates.

Maximum dress and 80085!

Gussied for another preschool tour. One day shy of 28 weeks (third trimester omg).

He wants me to explain this to him.

Should've taken a before shot, but this is much prettier.

He cometh, we goeth. Thanks for the weird spring weather, SLC.

Cheffing.

Ridiculously tiny jammies, you are ridiculous.

Oh, just EIGHT HUNDRED POUNDS of baby clothes.

6.5-month checkup chic.

The child who will not eat tater tots.

Accidentally dressed the same AGAIN.

Ready to go out in the rain.

Moth and Moth started a family of baby ants.

Playing hooky.

Ready to shake it like a Polaroid. (You've no idea how long I've waited to play #justdance3.) Thanks, Nintendo!