Professional skeptic, Washington insider, troll, accounting enthusiast, cuddly Fedbasher, information agent, crazy cat lady, libertarian & part-time asshole.
I don't know what happened but this is what my Wednesday ended up like...
My foster kitten is going to be a Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist for Halloween...
This "life-sized ruler" project is filed under "things that seemed like a good idea at the time"
Cross-eyed Moses (7/2/13 NYCACC kill list survivor) has a date with a potential adopter today! Paws crossed!
My fuzzy co-pilot is pooped.
Meanwhile, in Midtown...
That's NYC alright.
Shhh, a tiny little furry New Yorker stowed away to NYC with me, I needed company.
Miley Cyrus has her pancake ass, I have MY #moneymaker
Will someone in Richmond *please* adopt Gouda before he gets too attached to me? Too late.
If you listen, you can hear the @RichmondFed printers cranked to 11 from the Manchester Bridge shhh
The two kittens I "accidentally" rescued. Warning, they are vomit-worthy adorable.
Got the canal to myself at this hour #RVA
OMG someone just texted me a random dick pic!
Made a fresh batch of anti-Fed polaroid magnets. Msg me if you want one!
Mmm, nothing like a cool limeade in my WorldCom glass during a summer thunderstorm #accountingdork
This cat has good taste in music.
Look what I got! Sold out means ass out but you still can get @Mike_Eagle's new EP after 7/7 when it drops.
@gmurph855 Why is there a pic of you at the turnpike rest stop? Haha
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