Aaaand the crazy cat lady taxi is crossing the Delaware Memorial Bridge. More than halfway to Brooklyn!

Must be going in the right direction!

Yeah this @chefgeoffs bacon burger doesn't stand a chance. I give it 5 minutes.

And there's the Washington Monument from the roof of the W. God what a tourist (and I live here!)

Hey look, it's the White House!

Check out the throwback CPA exam on display #AICPA125

All my iPod batteries are dead so I had to improvise #firstworldproblems

Moments before Cash was busted trying to make sweet sweet love to my tube socks. Afterglow!

Hella racist!

This is either "stocking up" or "giving up," either way I'm good.

The kittens have mastered the art of not overdoing it

Proof that bloggers aren't just a bunch of fat losers in mom's basement. Come at me, bro!

As seen in the burbs: vultures dining on a deer carcass. EWW, we don't get that in the hood!

Happy 1st birthday to @wash_humane alumnus and best kitty ever Buck!

Hell on Earth (or close to it)

Happy (early) 1st birthday, Cash! In lieu of cake, I'm donating to your alma mater @wash_humane

Those birds must be tax and spend democrats!

@billsheridan here's a preview, it's insane. "You've got 'em (almost)"

Aww, a rainbow in NW. Maybe God doesn't hate DC after all.

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