@palinode so... THIS HAPPENED.

Laaaaaazy cat.

New tiny METAL toys for my desk:

#BCC11 booth is set up. Come buy books.

Let the prelunch birthday drinkening commence!

I think this fortune just said I was a freak of nature.

Baltimore Comic-Con here we come... Oh yes, they've arrived from the printer's... oh yes...

What the hell, Denise Richards? Did a fucking nightmare clown just leap out of the sidewalk?

Poor Karen! Sudden trip is sudden.

Cat not allowed to sit on bag. Bag never not hanging up. Bag on bed for 2mins. Sleeping cat on bag.

Got @xalieri a bottle of Kraken rum

These seats do not suck except utterly no shade.

Guess I'm going to a Mets game.

Did I mention I own The Minis, the Dennis Rodman basketball movie starring little people?

These instructions are TOO CONFUSING! Help!

I joked about it but due to an accident I DID get a BuckyCap Donut. @thechrishaley #THEPACT

This claw machine is like Ryker's Island:

Well why not?

Tonight demands a shot of vodka in an Iron Man shot glass:

Ordered a muffin today by asking for "that misshapen one, Torgo. Torgo the muffin." and got the right one: