Addicted to Coheed, coffee, and books. Not always in that order, but one addiction feeds the others. #oneamongthefence
@nickthune can you settle a bet between me and my new wife? Is this you in the new Church's commercial?
Apparently @garretdillahunt and @RiotFest both fart in cabs.
@chonnye aaaaaand one for Benson too.
.@glennbeck Is this why Obama wants so many abortions? I bet his birth certificate says "Barack Johnson &."
@lafix Starburst did it. Fall in line @Skittles.
@MmeSurly I found you in a children's book today. (Minus the pigness).
Yesterday I got...the call. #Anonymous @YourAnonNews
@ThatKevinSmith Found you in an episode of Batman Beyond. Did you know about this?
@DannyZuker @realDonaldTrump here you go.
@arnettwill this is how Netflix rates Arrested Development.
@MmeSurly Coca-Cola just became enemy number one.
Thanks to @ComEd, $40 of electricity costs $85. Such a ripoff.
@robdelaney this camera man deserves an Emmy or a Tony or whatever. #peanus
@robdelaney This is the biggest issue plaguing my life right now.
@MmeSurly is this you? You know...before you moved onto the harder stuff? #slugs
This seems about right. @AmandaBynes @BarackObama #Klout.
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