Host/writer. My new show: http://t.co/zVYoOEiIc5 Previously: @DNews, @NatureHates, @Rev3Games.
The Kelly to my Regis.
Don't worry, they're using the term loosely.
Seriously. Fuck this:
Train rides are SLIGHTLY more picturesque here, I suppose.
Strike one, new office:
Mountains in Avatar looked better.
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE GASSING US. It was all a trap! Get a message to the resistance! Don't let my death be in vain!
Top 3 airport impulse buys: tabloids, souvenir glasses, and ornate walking sticks.
Never gets old.
Me, standing at the Statue of Arthur J. Goldengate, inventor of the bridge.
Oh my god, got my picture with John Malkovich! #fakeceleb
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