Ladies, meet Alucard again. Who could say no to that lovely grin?

Finished. Ladies, meet Alucard.

My new hair colour: fiercer than yours.

The Draft of The Perfect Plan, made at 3am under my bed. tagged: @pseudohappy Full view for reading. Grammar and spelling mistakes included. My apologies in advance.

*headdesk* #fail

It actually sounds interesting.

This would work perfectly as an asylum add. Last time I checked, thinking you're a computer was not a sign of a fully functioning human being.

Oh really, you think it's embarrassing? #fail

Here's the sucker. What else did I expect? Of course they were going to throw apples at us after dinner.

Vorsicht! Meh kitteh [full name: Lord Felixion, code name: starešina] knows what you're up to! #cutecatday

Look who's keeping me company. Two bottles and a post-it 4050.32

THIS! toaster. I want it.

I forgot about my painted eyebrows for a short second and that's what happened. Only try this at home.

Goodbye, happy days, when we were making fools of ourselves in the park.

I'm totally freaked out. Somebody explain this to me, please! Should I start singing spam, spam, spam, lovely spam?

The best thing I bought in the last three years. There are no words to describe perfection like that.

This one was so obvious that nobody thought of it before. For the win.

The mousepad.

My new sleek desktop.

My personal favourite of all time.