I hope you like retweets.
Speechless at this CAPTCHA.
Eww, Macca should turn whoever chose that font into Quorn.
Sheer raw sexuality. This is the last thing you'll see before getting pregnant.
@michecs @BrettAwesome @RockermostJen I gut myself at this every time.
Poor wee guy. Lost in the K hole a fucking dillion.
.@Pantgirl Even after you left she won't leave the slanket.
Her wee smile cracks me up.
Cut myself earlier. Will it affect my Halo 'skills'?
I was clean-shaven when I left the house tonight.
Flicking through the Annie Leibowitz book. Seen this many times before. Still cracks me up.
Do I have the balls? No.
This is the soooooound of my soul!
Audrey loves my shoebox.
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