Earth shapes

Pentametron just spoke to me, but I am forbidden from speaking back.

Trying to decipher the real politics of this bumper sticker. What do you think it’s about?

Current status (fixed):

Current status (will apply for next 4 hours):

@atjamie Bronies.

@twitterapi Everything okay over there? I'm getting crazy problems on web and Mac app.

@twitter Really? Come on, y'all. You MADE this app. Now it can't even recognize your own API? Mac app needs love.

Moving day. Priority 1: quarantine @burningman supplies.

K, thanks, Twitter for Mac.

@meetar @tealtan Then you just tap it, and it turns into this

@meetar @tealtan See example

They’re getting off a bit easy, aren’t they?

@tayhatmaker The CL customers all flaked out on me. It’s about 7 feet wide.

Name that free blogging platform I should never have used.

Booooooooo.

I try to cater to Android users, but then Android.

The saddest release notes of all time.

When you have a beautiful Twitter conversation, you can use @tweetbot to email it to @evernote to keep forever.

It is time for my first ever ōlloclip walk.