24 days ago from Echofon  
It is impossible that this does not come to life at midnight.
56 days ago from phone  
Go on...
80 days ago from phone  
The part of Central Park where 90% of Law & Order murders happen.
100 days ago from TweetDeck  
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137 days ago from phone  
Late Show setting up a puppet show for some upstart wannabe called 'Paul McCartne
154 days ago from phone  
I want to know the exact situation in which they discovered this error.
157 days ago from phone  
You may say this is very stupid and not museum-worthy but remember this paper w
157 days ago from phone  
From the MoMA: I think it's called 'Party at John Travolta's House.'
161 days ago from phone  
The other 48% are stabbings.
169 days ago from site  
I would like the intern to please wear a damn mask during this incredibly surprising procedure.
195 days ago from site  
That's me, talking to Jane Lynch as she takes a picture of herself on that Glee poster. Hilarious lady.
205 days ago from site  
Games, amusements, AND activities?! If they add entertainment and fun times, this will include things to do!
242 days ago from site  
Now for a game of Spot the Pimp!
254 days ago from site  
So I lure the big boss onto that crackling section of floor over there, and then what?
254 days ago from site  
I would like everyone to now call me by the name in #5, please. This is important.
268 days ago from site  
If you text your Coke cap code to 777483, you get Instantly Rewarded with an awesome picture.
270 days ago from site  
Super star, huh? That's a bold claim for a flavored cracker! (I don't understand any of this.)
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