Not-nice girl who likes stuff, raised on sweet caffeine and sarcasm. Sorry 'bout it.
what happens when Kristina and I hit our university's "confession" page: #dumbpastimes #heterosocialsituations
Really, Michaels?! I thought our relationship was forever, and you don't even know my name!
thought I killed my tiny marigolds, but I've got three little sprouts even earlier than it said it would take!
adventures in the hyvee healthmarket: vegan jerky.
I am a balcony queen now
Will be parading my rainbow-clad ass around this wknd, cutest (hardest-to-photograph) DIY shorts evaa
tha cutest raw/local honey in the world, thanks @CawingKro! #sorryvegan
@cawingkro my schedule, color coded. Hope you like dropping me off early, don't get hungover! Love jen.
Mmmm, that looks...delicious, really. #liquiddiet #greenmachine
I guess it is time for a new icon/vanity photo booth time, just me and the bats.
And mine! #betseyjohnson #exceptnot #stillcutetho
Olivia told me to do this, so...HAPPY HALLOWEEN, LOVE 317! #halloween #toocuteforyou #dormhold
Lab user came up to me today to tell me he didn't "get" my hoodie. FUCKING DEATHPROOF, what's not to get here?!
@_caitlinadair summer flashback: classy, classy low-calorie pre-gaming!
Nose bump is almost gone oh my gosh guys look at me taking care of myself like a Real Adult (tm). Medical xxxpert.
I'm fooling myself into staying hydrated because I love my cup so much. #halloweenforever #internalthreeyearold
This family photo brought to you by bangs. Ladies and gentleman, the Haynes sisters.
BEING AN EL. ED MAJOR MEANS NEVER HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR WEIRD JEWELRY. #imwhimsical #bitch
Hi, my name is jen and a fun fact about me is that I'm dead inside. Really.
@crayjay_pebbles & here is proof. Drunk off the shittiest beer, wearing some douchebag's hat like a douchebag.
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