my new tattoo! mark of the beast? lol. LOVE it : )

@marxlennon sent me a "sorry you got laid off" cookie basket to my work address- beautiful!

it's an adult onsie!!!

instead of a candy machine at the store, there was a mustache machine! fight childhood obesity with mustaches!

dawkins speaking @ udub!

you probably can't tell but he's right there! it's about to start : D!

this is how close we are!

this photo booth date is highly illogical (see previous tweet if you want to know what i'm talking about!)

go ahead and TRY to convince me this isn't the coolest thing you've seen all day.

@T4Peace + MS paint = pirate jack. yarr!

*now with bangs!* (sry for the blurry pic :p )

i've been wearing this broke ass wig since i got back from lunch. so far, no one's noticed. how is that even possible?

this may be the best purchase i've ever made

tempted to get this book just for the subtitle and cover art ('ninja: spirit shad

i modified a sign at mcdonalds. a little 4chan-esque, perhaps, but it's the most fun i've had all week.

i haven't seen these on my feet since elementary school! so much fun : p

this is what my weekend looked like. was yours even half as smexy? (pictured: nikki and roanna!)

last night's "america- fuck yeah!" picture : p

don't understand why everyone thinks they're blue.