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This is truly sad :(
@emmabutton @russell_kane ooh my cat is called Keith too
How often do you reckon this has actually happened?
Another guy with a head like a fucking orange @rickygervais
Is it ten years ago?
Have the urge to sing Happy Birthday
Look who I found in the loft @CoffeeandJack
Someone just posted this to my brother's FB. I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR WEEKS!!
Best. Annie. Cosplayers. Ever.
It's clear from your vacant expressions the lights are not all on upstairs
Plus we keep walking around in them
Me and my mum may be a bit camp and over the top with our new shoes
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