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@rickygervais looks like my gorgeous moggy
Anyone else see the similarities?
North East coast today
Love the advice.
Look how cute he used to be
And this is what it actually looks like:
This is what my phone says the weather is like outside:
Time next to the word "Trip" is the time the bus SHOULD have come. The time under the price is the time it DID come
@allyska @hotpatooties no, this is
Here's one for YOU to enjoy, Twitter. Wake him when it's The Weekend.
@Dorina335 and comedy ness
Especially in this picture
@harrycrux lmao should be funny. Jerry looks like this...
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