My #DeadDad always a #comedian
Misspelling my name on a christmas card a #longLongTimeAgo

Dinner, breakfast, lunch n dinner
Thanks @meetMayra

Oh muther
Fuck a duck
2nd degree burns hurt

Been eating #entomatadas & all my fave foods all week, kinda like #enchiladas but they're REAL #mexican

At #rollercon2012 and celeb names are popular derby names, case in point @jennajameson

Bout in the pool at #rollercon2012

This pic does LAP dancer no justice to the EPICNESS of #datAzz here at #rollercon2012 #rollerCon12

@OneWonderWoman i have a gift for you come SoT
Find me, but it'll cost you

90% moved into the new place & it already has this in my room…
Might needy stay a while

TODAY’S gas price!!

Damn
Almost caught the #pimp lookin #muthafucka

To me
From me

Doesn't trump my early Christmas, but I won't be up all night crocheting