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Disappointingly-few faces at the hospital, apart from this guy. #chad

Btw, representing to C Bay :)

Are you sure about the Angel Walk tea room?

What time is it? :)

#Guinness crisps. Had no idea they existed until today :D

I'm sure I'm not the first, but...

:) #cyclists


Can't log in; can you help? :)

Yes. No. I don't know!!

my town's athletics club - #threelinesonashirt :) #TonbridgeAC

I was saving up to go to America myself in September but I think you need it more than me now...

Mega-crane arrives at Bewley's Weir, #tonbridge

SSR #fanboy ;)

£19.99 reduced from £26.99 from my local Woolworths shop :)

So, who DID pocket the #oscars pizza delivery guy's tips..?

This was posted on the FT316 FB group by Phil Hope :D

This gets my seal of approval :)

Too soon for a superb owl pic? #nfl

All clear atm; water about 3-3.5ft below nearest wall...