Just helped this user, I made him repeat his first name.
Zack did not appreciate photo evidence of him receiving a massage from Joel Heppner. He thought it moved.
I am observant. While watching West Wing, I saw that Cam from Modern Family was playing Staffer #1 for 3 seconds.
Due to some world class schmoozing, my boyish charms and my ridiculous good looks, I got a free replacement.
Still turns on though!
Not having the barber show me the back of my neck = being made fun of all day for weird neck hairline
Roman porn on the brothel wall in Pompei
Receptionist - "Is there anything you want to do while in Rome?" Brother - "Where is the McDonalds?"
Jill jumping off a bridge into fish infested water
That's what she also said
I was just troubleshooting with a guy who has a very unfortunate username
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