Procrastination enthusiast. Gives great high fives. Likes 'the idea of nature'. Incapable of throwing a Frisbee.
The legendary quad peanut!
@fontology Thanks. Let me know if you ever need an MS Paint consultant in your department.
What I did on my lunch hour. (I may not feel proud... but I sure feel greasy.)
It's even strawberry on the inside! My aunt is a cake goddess. See for yourself at Crumsby's Cupcake Cafe #yyj
My amazing birthday cake. Four layers with lemon filling and strawberry Italian buttercream icing. Ridiculous.
Dear coworker: Your note does not have enough exclamation marks.
Oh hey! It's Umbrella Velociraptor (via @inthenick)
"Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler." If my office were on fire, this is what I would grab as I ran outside:
Afternoon snack drama: Thanks for nothing, over-ripe banana. Frig. I guess I'll eat you anyway.
One day I will have you. And I will name you Rick James.
I went to America and this is what I ate.
"Hey dude! Nice antlers!" Shelbourne at Cedar Hill.
Just a couple of otters... holding hands.
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