Lisa Zimmer


Just a girl, standing in front of Twitter, asking it to love her. @MillerCoors/@TenthandBlake #emp, these are my tweets. #beer #Chicago #ND #travel #STS135

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Forcing spring’s hand.

Elotes at the Cell? Enjoyed to the tune of “Timber” on the organ, no less.

Oops. You caught me in the shower. In my parka. At a ballgame. Drinking a Summer Shandy.

Morgan just made Aunt Lisa an Easter basket on her Rainbow Loom. What have you done today? Probably jack shit.

Yes, there is Keystone Ice being served at #WorldBeerCup and these fine men are enjoying it.

. , fellow home brewer. “Beer is food, and we shouldn’t forget that.” #CBC2014

We call this the birthday selfie. Cc:

After dozens of trips in and out of Denver, Apollo 13 Astronaut Jack Swigert feels like an old friend greeting me.

Not an #oscarselfie.

We’re totally related.

this reminds me of you

YOU KNOW IT. (Sorry, another tweet but what can you do.)

Never not funny. Cc:

In which tries to explain Diatomaceous earth to the general population without grossing them out.

. has 26 million objects in house, with just a small fraction on display.

Best socks ever.

We keep calling this ATM near our hotel a unicorn. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS EXISTS.

I was just treated to a live version of ’s “Hooters Uniform”. It’s amazing.

I was just treated to a live version of ’s “Hooters Uniform”. It’s amazing.

Varying degrees of basketball stress from my dates. is just massaging his sinuses.