Zachary Simon

@ZJSimon

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Y'know you've got good friends when the surprises you find after hosting a party are more D'awww than ewww.

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Wearing the ball pattern makes this an ok xmas card, right?

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Encourage dress up in kids outside of halloween :)

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...but accidentally came across this place to compare them to.

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missed the pobox by 2 hours, Walmart by 2 minutes...

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What about the Orangutan and Kangaroo?

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Show us your Halloween Spirit!

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I know I'm a week late to the party, but damntheman this is GOOD! Complex and smooth enough to make me think it came out of Belgium...and with steak...XD

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My wife says the new shorts make me look ‘austere.’ I think being a life long Nerd and San Diegan have finally collided against me.

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Kudos to Target for the subtle juxtaposition.

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Of all the middle'merica jabs I took at IN suburbs, their art museum's gorgeous garden justified it all.

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Today is full of win for so many reasons, least of which how I finally found something for failblog

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Sometimes it's my own fault that I see dildos everywhere. Sometimes it's not.

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Where I came from.

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