I been OG'n this since Adam called Eve a bitch.
@simonefiasco Hey lil mama. I miss yo face.
@Simplemachines_ Yes I can.
Because, boredom. Lemme go find something to do.
Promise I have shorts on.
Stranger: Excuse me, are you Black?
Him: DAYUM, I ain't never seen no Black girl like you!
Can't fault my employees for trying...
The length test.
I mean.... Plies said it, so....
One day, Don is going to change his number and not tell me.
Bitch, I got chicken.
And then I found my 7th grade schedule. How have I kept this shit this long?
The ONE time I fit the stereotype. Dammit, @AushaMonique. I thought she wouldn't notice.
I asked @slantofvt to save me a donut. He gives me one that looks like a penis. With sprinkles. That's love.
One of the guys at work just brought me this. A proposal might be next.
Why the fuck is this in my inbox? Explain it to me.
ACTUALLY, I can.
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