Don't follow me, I don't know where I'm going. My opinions are not my own, they're @BarackObama's.
Lmao that Twitpic got my mentions poppin in 15 min
Apparently that's what she said
Excuse me do you have this in a men's large?
Corn man stays slangin in the hood
Yo @ShannonElizab anyone ever tell you that if u did heroin & meth for 3 years u would look like mom on The Shining
Filet mignon kabobs ftw
Gingers have NO SOUL
Shitty situation in the Target bathrooms, evidently
I'm jealous they don't make wedgie free panties in my size
Lmao at thisssss guy
Chowwww lol. 151 shots
You know you got some good eats in store when this is the scene at my pad
I can't post the 1st part of the convo but @ThisGirl_Steph helllllaaa made me laugh
My girl is super juiced, I made blueberry pancakes for breakfast
Parents are straight camping at football practice in this 100+ heat lmao
Sup man, nice sweater.... Oh.
Forgot all about Drake being on the Simpsons too, not just Degrassi High
Your profile just screams "trust Mel RT @themasteroglow: @YourFavWhiteGuy No it aint sidekicks nd bb are da shyt
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