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wow i knew he look like Gary Coleman lmaoooo. ---> <-- photo by

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Love the new CHECK-IN feature on Facebook:

Breakfast #2

Breakfast of a champion... #1

ALWAYS wash your fruit and vegetables, here's why:

This is why I hate that TP comes on a ROLL =[ 

Bout to tear this fresh watermelon uuppp. I see you, black folks! Lmao 

Battle ensues between & (**RT**) --->

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Let me get 46 of them... And a small fry.

Trailer park sunbathing

Silly butt... Quit trying to be a back -->

#aDudeShouldNot number 2 --->

Ill take Minus 100 years of black progress for 200, Alex.

Where's my damn shower loofa?

#aDudeShouldNot ---->

Get it.... Girl? Boiiii?

Someone please tell me what shape this is:

The & #CrackWalk2010 (RT!!) --->

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Congrats to and on finally being teammates =) -->

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Getting pulled over for 8 mph over the speed limit is like getting kicked out of an orgy for spanking -