I watch hockey, touch sharks & cook while intoxicated. Half Swedish & not a dude. Aka the Keith Ballard of twitter. #BOLTUP
I'm up late but ahhh!!! #sharkweek
Here are some almost as awful Phillies tattoos.
...and now for a really horrible Washington Nationals tattoo. #nats #dc
ATTN LADIES OF NEW ENGLAND: watch out for this guy, he will try to use your tatas as an ATM machine.
In a bad mood for no reason. Let's see if this helps.
Ordering @dominos for the 1st time since Jan. '10. Enjoying the tracker themes but hoping they don't mess up again.
This onesie bothers me. It's like the #NHL knows the kid is going to go to college in PA & be brainwashed. #caps
This Yahoo! landing page is of a shark, right?
Nice try twitter.
Remember when we were all "BOSTON PIZZA ISN'T A THING" & then tried to figure out what could be on said pizza?
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