yocallejo ☠

@YoCalleJo

I watch hockey, touch sharks & cook while intoxicated. Half Swedish & not a dude. Aka the Keith Ballard of twitter. #BOLTUP

Photos and Videos by @YoCalleJo

  • Timeline
  • Gallery

I'm up late but ahhh!!! #sharkweek

  • 1495 days ago via site
  • 53

  • 1496 days ago via site
  • 38

Here are some almost as awful Phillies tattoos.

  • 1496 days ago via site
  • 44

...and now for a really horrible Washington Nationals tattoo. #nats #dc

  • 1496 days ago via site
  • 53

ATTN LADIES OF NEW ENGLAND: watch out for this guy, he will try to use your tatas as an ATM machine.

  • 1497 days ago via site
  • 36

In a bad mood for no reason. Let's see if this helps.

  • 1499 days ago via site
  • 47

  • 1500 days ago via site
  • 37

Ordering for the 1st time since Jan. '10. Enjoying the tracker themes but hoping they don't mess up again.

  • 1502 days ago via site
  • 40

  • 1502 days ago via site
  • 58

This onesie bothers me. It's like the #NHL knows the kid is going to go to college in PA & be brainwashed. #caps

  • 1505 days ago via site
  • 40

This Yahoo! landing page is of a shark, right?

  • 1517 days ago via site
  • 43

Nice try twitter.

  • 1519 days ago via site
  • 71

  • 1521 days ago via site
  • 47

  • 1540 days ago via site
  • 39

  • 1548 days ago via site
  • 42

Remember when we were all "BOSTON PIZZA ISN'T A THING" & then tried to figure out what could be on said pizza?

  • 1549 days ago via site
  • 18

  • 1553 days ago via site
  • 29

  • 1557 days ago via site
  • 46

:(

  • 1557 days ago via site
  • 29

  • 1558 days ago via site
  • 44