I write to appease the voices in my head. I dream because without dreams, we die. I'm a purveyor of the snark. I embrace my geekdom.
This kid has questions...
#DOMA #DADT #LGBT #GLAAD
Leftover pizza and beer for dinner. I. Am. America! *creepily turns towards the camera and smiles.*
Leftover pizza and beer for dinner. I. AM. AMERICUH! *creepily turns towards the camera and smiles*
I have 666 followers. This can't be good. #TheDebil
Received an email from my local shelter, screaming in huge font: WE HAVE KITTENS TO ADOPT!! I want the orange one!
Enjoy this picture of a poodle wearing a Snuggie. As for me, I'm going to get more alcohol.
Meet Dr. Giorgio Tsoukalos. He's awesome because it looks like his hair is being fondled by an invisible Flow Bee.
This was hidden behind the healthy stuff. Oh, hell yes!
I heard Vladimir meowing, assumed he was hungry, dutifully went running. Turns out, he just wanted some company.
I have no idea where this postcard picture of Jesus came from, but, it's been in our downstairs bathroom forever
Hey, Subway? I can get a free cookie from my kitchen. But, thanks.
I'm meelllting! This shit is ridiculous!
I'm meeelllting! Seriously? This shit is ridiculous!
The cat on this brand of litter looks a bit asshole-ish.
... And I'm out ordering coffee. Ridic!
This is the current temp in the house. Suffice it to say, I'm taking my sweaty ass to a hotel, tonight.
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