Perpetually amused corporate flunky writing pith in 140-character chunks.
Apparently "Mayors Against Illegal Guns" joins the #NRA in producing truly tacky, heartless ads.
Not able to take its existence any more as a cat's plaything, Mouse-on-a-Stick committed the unthinkable today.
Maybe not with ANY man who asks, but, yeah, this is kind of a fantasy in my alternate universe. cc: @lablahblah
Thank you, @BrooksRunning. Without you, I'd have no idea how my cleavage would look with a monocle and mustache.
You look good in print! @bernardlecroix @violetthunk @kellymjara @simonj68 @adignorantium @allicette @alannacoca
My #fridayreads? Received in the mail today. "Why It Matters" by @jamesostafford.
@runbecause They will just lie there and stare at each other for minutes at a time.
My sister thinks her new knee high boots are going to help her get a date. Your opinion? @runbecause
This is what it looks like teaching a marathon running paralegal with a master's degree to use chopsticks. @runbecause
@runbecause but, but, but...I bought you these!
Portion control. Hint, hint @runbecause.
Okay, my menu is an iPad. They are so showing off...but it's still fricking cool.
Park garbage can. Man, those 2nd graders must get thirsty.
@sarah430 sure thing. Let me know what you like. Just made challah today too, first attempt. @runbecause @LaylaBohm
@lablahblah speaking of cadbury eggs, each cupcake here has two.
Yes, in fact I did make these just to torture @runbecause. Hopefully they live up to taste.
@runbecause @littlewegg a bona fide sighting!
Trying to decide which is more outdated: a classified ad or faxing. Shouldn't there be a pager number here?
@runbecause Ahem. These flowers didn't look so...dined upon when I left.
I'm entertaining bets for which will be picked up first.
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