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Apparently "Mayors Against Illegal Guns" joins the #NRA in producing truly tacky, heartless ads.

Not able to take its existence any more as a cat's plaything, Mouse-on-a-Stick committed the unthinkable today.

Maybe not with ANY man who asks, but, yeah, this is kind of a fantasy in my alternate universe. cc:

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Thank you, . Without you, I'd have no idea how my cleavage would look with a monocle and mustache.

My #fridayreads? Received in the mail today. "Why It Matters" by .

They will just lie there and stare at each other for minutes at a time.

My sister thinks her new knee high boots are going to help her get a date. Your opinion?

This is what it looks like teaching a marathon running paralegal with a master's degree to use chopsticks.

but, but, but...I bought you these!

Portion control. Hint, hint .

Okay, my menu is an iPad. They are so showing off...but it's still fricking cool.

Park garbage can. Man, those 2nd graders must get thirsty.

sure thing. Let me know what you like. Just made challah today too, first attempt.

speaking of cadbury eggs, each cupcake here has two.

Yes, in fact I did make these just to torture . Hopefully they live up to taste.

a bona fide sighting!

Trying to decide which is more outdated: a classified ad or faxing. Shouldn't there be a pager number here?

Ahem. These flowers didn't look so...dined upon when I left.

I'm entertaining bets for which will be picked up first.