Whitney Hills

@whitney

Born of darkness, forged with steel, filled with nougat. Writer, game designer, traveler.

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this is what happens, larry, when you get food poisoning and bust all the vessels around your eyes.

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Four fire engines on my little street! Exciting! Guess the neighbors burned their pancakes.

Omg! liked Once Upon a Monster! I'm so, so happy!

I would have killed a man for this. Fortunately, i didn't have to.

MICROSOFT! I TOLD you not to go in my room and mess with my stuff! I'm telling Mom.

Opening the door to my hotel room appears to be a dire, grueling process for Lara.

Mike Rowe. #dreamboat

Greetings from Maker Faire.

The poster is now in my living room. Will be charging admission to what is now the most badass of all living rooms

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I wrote a crappy found poem on a can of air freshener in the ladies' crapper at Double Fine. Transcription:



compliant
is a problem.

dry
nausea,
upset
nervous system.

Get
fresh air.

Get
immediate.

drink
heat, sparks, and flames.

Avoid
CHILDREN.

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. bought this VHS off a homeless guy for a dollar. It teaches you how to SURF THE NET!!

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French-Canadian storefront, courtesy of .

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New motorbike! My XT225 is going to eat that mewling little scooter parked next to her.

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