I'm a cat. I'm an agile cat.
This is six hours of my day. I live in a boring, flat fucking state. This shit is for the birds.
My pen has been returned! I can carry on with my day peacefully.
Who is driving? How can this be?
@gummyworms I love pit bulls. My best friends just got one, and all she wants to do is play.
I say goddamn, look at all this snow....
@d0rk no dog, though.
@_iCharley Here's my Pledge family.
All gone.... #SadFace
Yup, haven't thought twice about this.
Yeah, cleaning my room is going to be a challenge...
Dryer is still on some bullshit...
@burgerpocket I guess she never does that.
Why would anyone do this? There's some sick fucks out there.
Bunch of bitchez.
Daaaaaaaamn, might as well go to the Wawa across the street and get a shit ton of Arizona Ice tea.
Fun story, when my mom lived in Illinois, she had this picture in the bathroom, and it freaked @RealLeoPerez out.
Apparently @U_Mad_BREAUX and I have a new jack swing album coming out.
A picture was supposed to go with that last tweet.
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