Columnist & interviewer on The Times, feminist, enemy of breast-stroke swimmers.
Excited @royalacademy that my Gilbert & George i'view is part of an art work called The Pornography of Journalism
Ducks off for their swim, alas in less attractive shopping trolley (has drawstring which stops them climbing out)
Well, @PollySamson, here's @NomDeGuerre with a magnificent cock. 16 months old & virile shagger. Yrs if you like.
Shop sold out, so made advent calendar with matchboxes. You put sweets in the drawers. This is not like me at all
Bless. The Sainsbury ducklings (now all growed up) in the snow.
Am so proud of this bargain. £10 in Spittlefields. Bloke said had been his loft for 30 yrs. I am officially a Nan.
Hey, @MayorOfLondon your book is doing great business in Brick Lane.
RE 1980s vibe. Girls, if you keep things long enough they comes back into style
*rummages in drawer* My Royal Wedding Merch sorted!
To cheer us up on cuts day, here's the Sainsbury ducklings swimming in the bath. *cleans bath*
The Sainsbury ducklings are now bloody enormous! Doubled in size. What on earth will we do with them?
I like this detail on heroic war memorial frieze. Guy in middle: they also serve who sit & smoke a fag.
Sorry Americans but the Washington Memorial must have taken 10mins to design. It's just a cock made out of Lego.
Sainsbury ducklings update: inter-species mixing fine. Ducks cuter, chicks livelier. Bought them new luxury digs.
Sainsbury ducklings & 6-day-old chicks. Son1's bedroom overheated & smelly like petshop.
Two of the Sainsbury ducklings now fluffing up nicely.
Two of ducklings now fluffing up a bit.
Now this IS weird. Duckling hatching from duck egg my son BOUGHT AT SAINSBURY! Names: Trolley? Taste The Difference?
Son1, in weird Frankensteintastic experiment, has hatched chicks in an incubator. Stand by for cuteness.
Sorry but this does look very Jedward.
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